Troll 2

PG-13
Walker's Rating 4/5
Skip It/ See It
For every good film there is an equally bad film. But once in a generation come a movie so bad that it is fantastic. Troll 2 is one of those movies. The film was directed by Claudio Fragasso who did not speak english (or spoke very little) during the time of the film. The story concerns a family who goes in vacation to a small town called Nilbog. The youngest family member Joshua realizes the town itself is inhabited by Goblins who can poes as humans. That's right, Troll 2 has not a single troll in it, it's all goblins. Everything about this movie is terrible. The acting is dreadful. The dialoge is like someone who never spoke english tried to write a script based on how they thought American teenagers talked..Oh wait that's exactly what happened. The Trolls..I mean Goblins look like a fake plastic mask put on a potato sack with arms and legs. Let none of Troll 2's terribleness defer you from watching it. In fact it should make you want to watch it more. Possibly the best scene is where the queen of the goblins seduces a teenager with a piece of corn. The entire film has a anti vegetarian agenda, as the goblins themselves are vegetarians and before eating people must first turn them into plant matter. After watching Troll 2 it is highly advised to view Best Worst Movie to see the back story of the films and see the cast years later and their reactions to the film. So sit back with a big glass of Nilbog milk, some suspiciously green colored food and prepare yourself for the best worst 90 minutes of your life.